I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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