Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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