I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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