Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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