I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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