well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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