Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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