oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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