Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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