question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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