benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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