Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
where does the pee come out of this thing
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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