Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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