? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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