just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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