If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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