Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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