Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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