Quick, to the slutcave!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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