how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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