I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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