The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
