talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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