That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Randomize
