Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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