The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."