stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel great
I just peed on a car
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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