Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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