bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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