Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
