DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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