fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Randomize
