Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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