He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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