you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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