Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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