I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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