how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
then he tried to convert me to islam
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
