Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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