I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
How does one acquire holy water?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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