When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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