You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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