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im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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