No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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