do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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