Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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