just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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