I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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