id be glad to
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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