im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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