Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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