2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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