My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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