okay pat passed out under dana's car
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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