Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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